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Watch me there. I'll be here, just not often.


How to be a n00b, Chapter TenNow, I'm sure you learned the true meaning of being a n00b, you are a very gutsy person. After youb pulled a stunt, became a complaint whore, a fourm whore, and wrote poety on how life sucks, I'm sure you are more than willing to do something that will gain help you gain the label of "l33t speaker".How to be a n00b, Chapter Ten
WARNING: This is satire. It is only for entertainment. SO DO NOT DO IT!!!!!!!!!! Chapter One
When you l33t speak you have to "+@wlk lyk3 th!s" you may NOT use proper grammer and you may not use proper punatation unless you use it for as a letter. Be sure to use symples and numbers too. Here is my little keycha


How to be a n00b Chapter NineRemeber in 7th or 8th grade when the tall emo who sat next to you in almost all your classes moaned on about how the school sucked and nobody, not even the princaple has done anything about it and had a black notebook with poetry such as "Cuts" "Tomorrow is NOT anthor day" "My little friend, Death."How to be a n00b Chapter Nine
"Nobody Likes Me." and "death. hate. cuts. murder. the cycle of life.". . . ? Nobody likes a complainer or emo. But in dA's case, a complainer is just what we need.
Step Two Becoming a complainer
As you may know complainers can only be found in the fourms, your friends watchlist, or MySpace.&n


How to be a n00b Chapter EightNow that we've covered the basics . . .it's time to find your place in dA. Not just the n00b, the l33t speaker, or the attention whore. But to become mostly everything. Chapter Eight Becoming a Forum WhoreHow to be a n00b Chapter Eight
If you are guilty of: *having over 10,000 posts on the forums
*at least somebody has mentioned YOU in a complaint in the forums about forum whores,
then you already are a forum whore, but if you are NONE of the above, then you first, click on the pretty button that reads "forum".
Next, you should find a lot of forum topics. The complaint forum is where a forum whore is bo


How to be a n00b Chapter SevenChapter Seven Making a plz account Ah. . .plz accounts. they make the deviantART fourms alot more exciting to look forward to.How to be a n00b Chapter Seven
Every n00b account needs there very own plz account!!! Okay, log out of your account, and make a new one. Only put a noun, adjective, or verb. No random words. For example: do something like milkshake, sexy, flipuoff. Put don't do things like yomomma or kinky, since they've already been used. Once you've earned your please account, look for plz accoutns like yours [two examples are :devohnoesplz: or :devplzbodyplz: ] and watch them. Check out their accounts, 'cuz there is a good chance of find

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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
-T. S. Eliot
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